Have we met? I'm freud, the gentlemen dog. and who do i have the pleasure of meeting today?
Meet Freud, or as most people call him, The Gentlemen Dog. It has been said that Freud could be, if he were of the human variety, the next Rhett Butler. Freud's low tolerance for anything less than what he believes to be a chivalrous act has awarded him such an esteemed nickname, one he holds near and dear to his golden heart. Not only is he Pistol Fanny's mascot, but he also, occasionally, doubles as a bouncer-- he can smell trouble from miles away. Next time you're in, stop by and say hi, but make sure you introduce yourself properly, or this true gentleman may not take too kindly to your manners. He also has a weakness for porkers (that is, beans).
Hank never met a dog so polite. He was like the Rhett Butler of the bloodhound gang. He was so prim and proper when he wanted those porkers. He strutted around with such a low tolerance for impoliteness and rudeness, it was to the point of uncanny. Delilah taught him well.